By Katherine Halkias
Throughout the past decade, humanity has come to a screeching halt because of overpopulation on Earth. As a solution to this issue, the governments of all countries have implemented “The Promised Land,” an opportunity for citizens to travel to an undisclosed land to establish a better life for themselves. Although thousands of volunteers elected to migrate themselves to go to this unknown land, the issue of overpopulation was still not solved. As a result, the government resorted to hundreds of daily random selections to choose who would be sent to what the president of the United States of America, Matthew Bailey, calls “the land of dreams and magnificence.” However, many citizens believe that this type of selection is anything but random. There are many rumors among the citizens that the government is doing much more than simply sending people away.
Based on a recent study, Dr. Anthony Morris, professor of environmental science at Columbia University, discovered that 95% of people chosen to travel to The Promised Land were from lower class, 5% from the middle class, and 0% from the upper class. Many citizens have claimed that people are paying the government thousands of dollars in exchange for removing their names from the international name drawings, making it impossible for them to be taken away from their families and homes. An anonymous source from Sullen, Tennessee (one of the lowest income cities in America, with any average annual income below the poverty level) states, “because they simply can’t deal with this many people at once, they are relying on killing the poor in masses and blaming them on natural disasters.”
In the past month, the number of deaths from natural causes has increased by 200%. Our source conveyed that the first Friday of each month, the people of Sullen meet in the local park to discuss the issues arising in their community. After state government offered to cater food for this gathering, it was discovered that the food served was poisoned and over 75% of the town’s population perished. Events similar to this have been occurring, at a rapidly increasing rate, all over the world. For example, ten miles away from the Cuban military base, Guantanamo Bay, there are many low-income towns like Cainmanera, home to 15,000 residents.. After a “accidental” bomb release over Cainmanera while testing out new bombs, the Cuban military destroyed the entire town. Additionally, in Glama Staden, Sweden, students from the local schools took a field trip to the district court of Malmö Tingsrätt, and all of the students suddenly collapsed and died. It was later determined that a dangerous chemical called Ricin was found in all of the students’ lunches. Observers across the globe believe incidents such as these are not a coincidence. Numerous acts of mass deaths due to “natural disasters” and “unknown poisons’’ have occured and they all have been tied to the government.
China is known for having the largest number amount of orphans. In fact, if the Chinese orphanage population were to become a country, it would be the ninth largest in the world. Last week, one of the largest orphanages in the world housing two thousand orphans, was destroyed by a number of gunman by what the government claims to be “Syrian terrorists.” There were only ten survivors, one of them being the head of the orphanage Susan Duncan. She stated to reporters the day of the accident that after the damage had been done and the building was evacuated, she went back for a further look on who committed this crime. After searching for a couple hours, she picked up a gun that one of the men had left behind, and claimed that painted on the gun was the flag of the international government, OGAC (Overarching Government of All Countries). She showed the gun to photographer, ChristIan Howard, who confirmed that it was the OGAC flag. Since yesterday, Mrs. Duncan and Mr. Howard have been reported as missing and the story involving OGAC has been removed from the internet.
Because of cases such as these, many citizens have spoken publicly about their concerns involving the government, specifically OGAC. As of this morning, these individuals were selected in the random drawing to be taken to Promise Land. This government has been increasing the frequency of these random drawings from weekly to daily and it does not seem as if this number will change any time soon.